Date: Friday, September 23, 2016 By: Lama Hajj Source: Beirut.com I mean, you might - I’m no clairvoyant. 1. That's way too much food! 2. I’ve tanned enough this year. 3. I should leave now so I make it on time. 4. Should we walk to [insert location]? 5. Cops make an honest living! 6. I wish there were more motorcycles on the road, and vans! 7. That car crash was my fault, I was speeding and there’s no conspiracy. 8. You know what we need? More sushi restaurants. 9. I’m going to be level-headed and let that car pass by first. 10. We need another mall. 11. We have a plentiful supply of water. 12. Honestly, hummos isn’t that great. 13. I love driving around the city to clear my hea...